How to reinstall Windows

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
01/30/2014 at 20:23 • Filed to: None

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Just need a bit of patience and hope you don't mess up...


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Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 20:28

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... and hope you don't get a bad disk .


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 20:30

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Whelp, I ain't got nothing better to do for the rest of days

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Kinja'd!!! Casper > pdthedeuce
01/30/2014 at 20:33

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... or that the damn metal slide didn't get caught in the drive and make you go hunt down a butter knife to get it out.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Casper
01/30/2014 at 20:34

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no shit !


Kinja'd!!! Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 20:45

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My 0.02. Although in the interest of full disclosure I am currently running lubuntu

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 20:52

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LOL @ 1 of 1713

ALL DAY JOB


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > pdthedeuce
01/30/2014 at 21:45

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"Please insert floppy #666"

Setup has been cancelled.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom
01/30/2014 at 21:46

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sudo-apt get install MSDOS


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike
01/30/2014 at 21:48

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Literally ALL OF THE DAYS


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 01:36

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How to update Windows 8:

Download and install mandatory updates.
Reboot.

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Find out Windows 8.1 requires e-mail log in.

Forget Windows password because who the fuck knows their Windows password?

Have Microsoft e-mail your password to you.

Be unable to check your e-mail because Windows won't let you log in.

Get pissed off and buy a Chromebook.

How to update Chromebook:

Turn it on.

Wait 5 minutes for everything to download and install

Forget your password? No worries. Log onto the Chromebook using a guest account.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JasonStern911
01/31/2014 at 08:51

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Can I use Photoshop on Chromebook? No.

Can I use Chromebook for video editing? No.

Can I use Chromebook for something other than an expensive email/browser/YouTube client? Not really.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 21:49

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I think you grossly overestimate what the average consumer uses a laptop for. I know at home I personally spend about 1000x more time browsing Oppositelock than I do using professional photo editing software (that isn't replicatable using Web Apps), editing HD videos, managing massive SQL databases, compiling gigabytes of source code, or any other non-gaming task that requires a powerful workstation running an inefficient, closed source, proprietary operating system.

And if $200 brand new is expensive, what Mac/PC are you using?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JasonStern911
01/31/2014 at 21:54

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I browse Oppo on my 486 desktop from 1993.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 22:00

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Brand new, those cost well over $200!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JasonStern911
01/31/2014 at 22:07

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... well over $2000 too :P

My friend wanted to buy a Chromebook a while ago, but he was concerned with small storage as well as not being able to run his favorite programs. I found him a $90 ThinkPad T60 on eBay with 2GB RAM, 2GHz dual core, 128mb gfx and the battery lasts him... 5 hours. I don't even know how I found him that good of a deal, we got lucky.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 22:19

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Yeah, but if you're getting 5 hours on a Thinkpad T60, then you're only using it for light web browsing style applications that you bashed the Chromebook for being limited to.

My Samsung Chromebook has an 8-10 hour battery life depending on load, is fanless, and weighs under 3 pounds. I have a desktop for the heavy stuff - gaming, developing, etc. A Chromebook couldn't be my only computing device, but it is my 50 year old Mom's only computing device.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JasonStern911
01/31/2014 at 22:26

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Not true at all. My friend says he's played games, watched videos, and web surfing all on 5 hours of charge. He says he can get it above 6 if he's energy efficient.

Not bad considering it has more powered devices than the Chromebook has.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 22:32

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Not trying to be a dick and call B.S., but the Thinkpad T60 has Intel Core Duo processors built on 65nm fab processes with pre-"Oh crap! We need to compete with ARM tablet and mobile processors" power saving designs. The only way it gets 5 hours under heavy load is if your friend is carrying around an RV battery to power it.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JasonStern911
01/31/2014 at 22:33

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He does get 5 hours. Up to you to believe me or not.


Kinja'd!!! JeffFurbs > JasonStern911
02/01/2014 at 20:24

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I was told there was a way to log in locally on windows 8 without having to use a Live account. I believe somewhere in small text on the page where you would put your live ID, there is a place to click for local logins. It doesn't jump out and say local login.

This is from memory so I could be wrong...